Dirtу Jоке: Thе guу thоught it was his Iuску daу

My wife was standing in the kitchen, preparing our usual Soft-boiled eggs and toast for breakfast, wearing only the t-shirt that she normally slept in.

As I walked in, almost awake, she turned to me and said softly, “You’ve got to make love to me this very moment!”My eyes lit up and I thought, “I am either still dreaming or this is going to be my lucky day!”Not wanting to lose the moment, I embraced her and then gave it my all; right there on the kitchen table.Afterwards she said, “Thanks,” and returned to the stove, Her T-shirt still around her neck.Happy, but a little puzzled, I asked, “What was that all about?”She explained,“The egg timer’s broken.”

Related Posts

Carrie Underwood Pays A Moving Tribute to Toby Keith

Carrie Underwood Honors Toby Keith Following News Of His Death Carrie Underwood is mourning the death of a friend and fellow “Okie,” Toby Keith. She honored the…

Store worker takes elderly widower out on a date after finding out he’s spending Christmas alone

While most of us celebrate the holidays with family, it’s also important to spare a thought for all those who are facing Christmas alone year after year….

22-Year-Old Dog Looking For New Home After His Mom Passes Away Unexpectedly

Losing a beloved human is hard on any dog, but especially senior dogs. Oftentimes, the dogs are surrendered to a shelter and must grieve alone in an…

Mom Walks Into Daughter’s Bedroom And Finds Dozens Of Spiders Crawling On Her Ceiling

Just a forewarning, if you hate spiders then you’re really going to hate what is to come because it’s every arachnophobe’s worst nightmare. It’s literally a burst…

Dog Surrendered To Shelter With His Bed And All His Toys

Wall-E, a Lab mix, was first adopted from Maricopa County Animal Care and Control (MCACC) in 2015. The sweet pup thought he had found his forever family. Sadly, he…

Mystery Items Of The Week! Can you Help Us Identify These 5 Items?

Everyday, our readers submit photos of the beautiful antiques they come across. Occasionally, we see an item that has us puzzled, so we turn to you for…

Leave a Reply

Your email address will not be published. Required fields are marked *